The Conservas Platter here is peak effortless elegance. A few tins of good tuna and sardines, a jar of trout caviar (Goatsbridge is my go-to), and all the best things to scoop and layer: jammy eggs, crunchy pickles, a lemony saffron mayo, and plenty of crisps. Serve it with toasted bread, scatter over some fresh herbs, and you’ve got the kind of DIY dinner that pairs brilliantly with a glass of white wine and Nina Simone playing in the background.
1 rustic baguette
Olive oil, for drizzling
For the quick pickles:
4 baby cucumbers, sliced into ½-inch rounds
1 carrot, peeled and sliced into ¼-inch rounds
5.3 oz (about 1 cup) radishes, thinly sliced
2 small baby beets, peeled and thinly sliced
Pinch of turmeric
¾ cup (6.8 fl oz) white wine vinegar
3.5 oz (½ cup) superfine sugar
1 tsp coriander seeds
1.7 fl oz water
1 small shallot, peeled and finely sliced
Small handful of fresh dill, chopped (about 2 tablespoons)
For the saffron mayonnaise:
Pinch of saffron
5.3 oz (⅔ cup) mayonnaise
1 garlic clove, finely grated
Juice and zest of ½ a lemon
To serve:
4 eggs
1 jar Goatsbridge trout caviar (or equivalent trout roe)
1 large bag salted potato chips
Two 4.4 oz tins of sustainably caught tuna
Two 4.4 oz tins of sustainably caught sardines
Extra virgin olive oil, for drizzling
Sea salt & freshly ground black pepper, to taste
1 rustic baguette
Olive oil, for drizzling
For the pickles:
4 baby cucumbers, sliced into 1cm rounds
1 carrot, peeled and sliced into ½cm rounds
150g radishes, thinly sliced
2 baby beetroots, peeled and thinly sliced
Pinch turmeric
200ml white wine vinegar
100g caster sugar
1 tsp coriander seeds
50ml water
1 small shallot, peeled and finely sliced
Small handful of dill, chopped
For the mayonnaise:
Pinch saffron
150g mayonnaise
1 clove garlic, grated
Juice and zest of ½ a lemon
To serve:
4 eggs
1 jar Goatsbridge trout caviar
1 large bag salted crisps
2 x 125g tins good quality, sustainably caught tuna
2 x 125g tins good quality, sustainably caught sardines
Extra virgin olive oil
Sea salt & freshly ground black pepper